Don't be fooled. We're not professionals.
Brian Joly is an ultra-runner, XC skier and veteran of umpteen more obscure activities. He's usually prepared for adventures but even when he's not he follows his mantra - STAY CALM.
Matt Pascal is a kayaker, rogue bike trail builder, and HERO DAD. He's usually about two or three moves from the next calamity and has the scars to show it.
SO THERE I WAS could not be possible with the invaluable help of our accomplices: